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  • George's Retirement

    Posted on April 7, 2014 by jenn

    Good ol' Georgie is still at it. He has taken up painting in his twilight years. Not that this is news, but the fact that he has a small exhibit of his work up and people get to look at it. I mean, really look at it.  I found this bad ass article that is an analysis of his *ahem* body of work so far. Check it out, it looks like she leaves all of the bath tub painting out ... pity.

    George W. Bush’s eerie, amazing, creepy paintings of Putin, cats and beyond — an analysis

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  • Ephemera Now on Flasks!

    Posted on April 4, 2014 by jenn

    You'll laugh so hard you'll shoot vodka out of your nose.

    Check out Liquid Courage Flasks. They are now selling beautiful flasks with some of our saucy slogans on them. Only $20 each!

    Bottoms up. They will make drinking even funnier ... and drinkier. Plus, the guy who has to confiscate it from you at the next "sport ball" game you attend deserves a laugh too.

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  • The B Word

    Posted on March 13, 2014 by jenn

    Check out this new book from Seller's Publishing!

    64 pages of stabbingly cute slogans featuring some lovely Ephemera Images.  It would make a great gift book for that one friend of yours ... you know the one. Also great for frenemies.

    Check it out in our Bitch Books Category.

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  • And the winner is ...

    Posted on February 11, 2014 by jenn

    Michele Hammer with
    "Let's listen to some Megadeth while we wait for my nails to dry."



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  • NEW Caption Contest! It's been ages ...

    Posted on January 16, 2014 by jenn

    Hey guys!

    Look at this photo. Write a great slogan. If we think yours is the best, we'll send you a $75 gift certification to our store. Pretty great right? So, come on, give us your best!

    Contest Ends Feb. 6th!

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  • Happy Holidays too!

    Posted on December 24, 2013 by jenn

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  • Ephemera's Drunken Secret Santa

    Posted on December 19, 2013 by jenn

    We decided to do a Secret Santa this year. But we couldn't possible just guess at what people would really want. So we decided to keep it all booze based. Here's the results of the Secret Santa Echange. So Sexy.


    Happy Holidays everyone!

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  • Southern Oregon Loves Ephemera

    Posted on November 11, 2013 by jenn

    Check it out!

    We were featured in Southern Oregon Magazine.

    Check out the lovely full page article all about Ephemera. I love to show off.

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  • Lucky - the Ephemera Birdie

    Posted on August 8, 2013 by jenn

    A month or so back, an Ephemerite found a featherless little bird lying on the concrete just outside of our door. The mother had pushed it out of its nest, again. So the Ephemerite, having raised baby birds before, decided to take it in. She fed it and put with its rather noisy squawk. She even carried it around in a little handkerchief around her neck. Here she is - Lucky the Ephemera Birdie.

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  • The little man in the Ephemera Box

    Posted on July 18, 2013 by jenn

    What the little man in Ephemera Box should be able to do for you. (YouTube link)

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