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~Tales from the Ephemera Mail Pile ~ Naughty Tomato

Posted on September 30, 2010 by jenn There have been 0 comments

Opening the mail everyday is an adventure. Our envelopes contain money, button orders, pleas of innocence from the imprisoned, a slew of really terrible slogan submissions and occasionally, something that makes us go "What the Fuque?"

Well, this particular letter really got us. Hope you enjoy - oh! And look out for our new line of Ephemera Magnets - "Veggie Tales Gone Wild".

*titter titter* *giggle*

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Kristal, Missoula, MT

WE <3 EPHEMERA - Now make some magnets with pickles!!!

Lindsey and Mistye

If I loved Ephemera any more, I'd end up on Law & Order: SVU.

Jean, Springfield, PA

I love you this much <3 !

Wayne, Rochester, NY

Love you so much :)!

Chelsea, Coeur D'Alene, ID

Ephemera, you float my boat!

Sherry, Munster, IN

The cheaper, less humorous magnets & buttons on the market gave me severe headaches & blackouts, I've had MUCH better results with your fine American made whimsical products!

Mo Paul, Kansas City, MO

All of these are pretty disgusting. You sound like a pathetic bunch of losers.

Emma, Royd, MO

Can I please have your job?

Keely, Sandpoint, ID

I love you more then my luggage!

Daniel, Olympia, WA

I love Ephemera so much I am thinking about quitting my job just so I can move to Oregon to chill with you guys. But I don't think my husband…

Kelly, Fayetteville, NC

Oh yeah! Big-Up for the Ephemera love!

Sarah, Minneapolis, MN

We love looking trough the catalog, it's like reading a comic book!

O.G.S., Oor, MN

Thank you for your twisted minds!

Theresa, Mendocino, CA

We love you ________________ this much.

Charles, Portland, OR

Yes! We love you, now get to work & make new magnets!

Eileen, Encinitas,CA

I love you so much ... but I'm also very hungry.

Kris

I love you enough to share a dead mouse with your pussy.

Greg, Fayetteville, NC

How great is it to have a job making up funny things to put on magnets?!

G.D., Portland, OR

I love you more then chocolate covered bacon.

Neil, Chicago, IL

YIKES! What a gross & mean group of buttons. I think your writers need happy pills.

Grozny, Hell, MI

You guys/gals are so clever! Keep up the good work! Thanks for adding a smile & laugh to my day!

S. Peppers, Estes Park, CO

I love you more then my snooze button.

Brad, Portland, OR

I love you to the vast edges of the universe & back!

Chris, Burlingame, CA

Getting a little raunchy, eh?

Rachel, Charlotte, NC

I'd love you even more if you sent me free magnets.

Peter, Los Angeles, CA

I always find the perfect magnet here!!

Amanda, Portland, OR

Thanks for the great variety and speedy delivery!

I.B.S. Newport, OR

You guys definitely have the best selection of pins & magnets around. The other guy's pins are ok, but yours are so much better!

Andrea

I do love you, but I don't like your right-wing magnets ... it feels like you're compromising your morals to make money (like a republican!).

Naomi "A Socialist Chick Who's Hot", Burbank, CA

I couldn't stop laughing out loud while I was reading these.

B.W., Houston, TX

We do love you deeply & importantly!

B.D.B., Hinesburg, VT

We usually like your buttons & stickers, but lately they've become really over-the-top and low-class.

M. Brown, Salt Lake City, UT

Nicest people on Earth!

Aaron, Rochester, NY

Funny Stuff

Racheal, Durango, CO

If you were chocolate, I'd eat you.

Jen, New Braunfels, TX

We love you a bushel and a peck.

Dawn, Severna Park, MD

You Rock! Yea! I want your job!

Marsha, St. Paul, MN

You are still my favorite!

Jenny, Duluth, MN

U Rock!

Laura, Missoula, MT

I think I love you, but I really need some time to think. A year should be long enough for me to decide I really love someone else instead.

Crigger, Loiusville, KY

You guys/gals do good stuff! Funny & Weird!

Billy, Chicago, IL

Love, love, love

Mary, Albuquerque, NM

We love you oodles.

Claire, Berkeley, CA

Good work as always!

Todd, Salt Lake City, UT

You are ... Wonderfullllll ... and great service!

Bridgitte, Savannah, GA

Getting your magnets always makes our day brighter! xoxo

Leslie and Sadie, Chepachet, RI

We love you more than children, but less than Hall n' Oates!!

Kim, Missoula, MT

You really make my day.

Wendy, Woodstock, NY

My fave non-music company!

Mary, Bethlehem, PA

Hell yes we love you!

Stacey, Torrance, CA

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