Monica's Mail Story - by Ephemera Inc, Illustrated by Ephemera Inc.
We have a lovely story for you today. It takes place in a land far far away called, Ephemera. In this land there was a woman that the people of Ephemera called Monica. Monica loved her job. She got to fill orders for people all the around the world. She was overjoyed at the idea of delivering silly, irreverent humor to all the boys and girls out there. This story is about one of those packages and the strange, illogical request people make. So sit back children. It's story time.