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~Tales from the Ephemera Mail Pile~ Shovel to the Face

Posted on October 29, 2010 by jenn There have been 2 comment(s)

From time to time, we really piss people off. What one person had to say:

This was first contact.

But we just couldn't let it go.

So, we had to tell him just how much we apperciated him giving us his time.

Obviously he couldn't let it go either.

His final attempt to really get through to us.

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