May 31st Caption Contest!

May 10th, 2012

HEY GUYS!

New Caption Contest for you!

Try to come up with a great slogan for this picture. IF we choose your slogan, we’ll pay you $50 and think about making it into a magnet (no promises).

Post your ideas in the comment section OF THE BLOG, any ideas listed elsewhere won’t be counted.

The contest ends May 31st at Midnight. We will post the results whenever we feel like it a few days after that. (Sometimes it takes a bit of time for us to decide)

Good luck!

The May 3rd Winner is …

May 4th, 2012

KAREN!

with

“Tell me again that these shorts make me look fat.”

Congrats Karen, you won $50! A new contest will be posted shortly!

Caption Contest! You could win $50! Ends May 3rd

April 5th, 2012

Hey Guys!

You should all know how this works by now! I love the stuff we see. So here is another one. Place your ideas in the comment boxes below (the blog). On May 3rd we will choose a slogan we like and pay that person $50 and consider making it into a magnet. Ready? Set? Go.

April Caption Contest Winner!

April 5th, 2012

 

Congrats MoPaul!

April Caption Contest! Win $50!

March 12th, 2012

Hey guys! Post your caption ideas in the comment section of the blog.

If you win, you get $50 cash and we just might print your idea on one of our magnets.

Contest ends April, 3rd 2012

March Caption Contest Winner!

March 9th, 2012

Sherry with “The icing wasn’t the only thing that Betty liked to spread”

Ah Sherry – you’re the best at turning flight attendants and bakers into sluts.

PS – Promise to send your check to the right state this time.

Heaven’s Calculus

February 17th, 2012

Caption Contest! Win $50! Ends 3.7.12

February 15th, 2012

Hey Guys!

Put your suggestions in the comment section OF THE BLOG (I’m looking at you facebookers). If we like yours best, we’ll give you $50 and think about making it into a magnet to sell to people all over this silly world.

Contest Ends 3.7.12

January Slogan Winner

February 14th, 2012

After nearly 170 dick jokes we decided that the very first submission by Ms Cindy Ennis with “If yours was this minty fresh, I would” was the best one. Perverts.

Strange Photo We Dig

February 7th, 2012

What the hell are they so happy about?