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A clean house is a sign of a wasted life
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Amazingly Enough, I dont give a shit
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Another day in paradise minus the paradise.
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Because Chocolate Cant Get You Pregnant
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Beer! Its whats for dinner
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Beer will save the world. I dont know how, but it will
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Being a crabby bitch is all part of my charm
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Being unstable and bitchy is all part of my mystique
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Better multitasking through massive caffenine consumption
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COFFEE If you're not shaking, you need another cup
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Drink coffee. Do stupid things faster with more energy.
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Eat a square meal a day, a box of chocolates.
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Everyday I give my family two option for dinner, take it or leave it
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Forecast for tonight: Alcohol, Low Standards and Poor Decisions
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I bitch therefore I am
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I can only please one person per day. Today I choose me.
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I child proofed my house but they still get in
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I dont have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics
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I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning, just not how it applies to me.
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If it fits in a toaster, I can cook it!
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If you think Im a bitch you should meet my mother
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
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I'm one bad relationship away from having 30 cats
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Instead of cleaning the house, I turn off the lights
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Its been lovely but I have to scream now
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It's not just chocolate, it's my life
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It's not shopping if you buy 10 items or less
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Let's just say working here was not the best career move
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Lets say working here was not a great career move
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Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
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Of course I love you! Now get me a beer.
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Oh I'm sorry! You must be confusing me with the maid we don't have.
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People say I have a bad attitude. I say fuck 'em!
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Ran into my ex ... put it in reverse and hit him again
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Some call it bitching, I call it motivational speaking
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To save time, let's assume I'm never wrong
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Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free kitten
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Well behaved women rarely make history
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WINE! How classy people get shitfaced
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With precise planning and my 401k, I will be able to retire in 150 years
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You mean shopping for more useless crap isnt the meaning of life?
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You say Im a bitch like its a bad thing




