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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] Being old doesn't seem so old now that I'm old. 1539
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company". - Mark Twain 1540
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey 1541
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] "Tea Party" sounds so much nicer than "Mob of Racists and Homophobes." 1542
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] President Palin!!? 1543
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats. 1544
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find. 1545
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] The older I get, the more everyone can kiss my ass. 1546
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist. 1547
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] I'm so old, I remember when music didn't encourage me to kill people. 1548
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] If I YouTube on your Facebook, will you Twitter MySpace? 1549
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] I love team work as long as I'm in charge 1550
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Ephemera Inc [Sticker] Who are all these people and how come they're not kissing my ass? 1551
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Ephemera Inc [Button] "Tea Party" sounds so much nicer than "Mob of Racists and Homophobes. 3645
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Ephemera Inc [Button] President Palin!!? 3646
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats 3647
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Still not convinced my parents and I are related. 3648
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Being old doesn't seem so old now that I'm old. 3649
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey. 3650
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Ephemera Inc [Button] The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass. 3651
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I may not know what I'm doing but I'm good at it! 3652
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] I may not know what I'm doing but I'm good at it! 3652
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I love teamwork as long as I'm in charge. 3653
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Tell your boobs to stop staring at me. 3654
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Another fine mess my penis got me into. 3655
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Where's the fun in being young if you can't be stupid and immature? 3656
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Please tell me I'm not that old weird guy who thinks he's still hip. 3657
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Ephemera Inc [Button] There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find. 3658
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Ephemera Inc [Button] How the hell did this crappy job become my career? 3660
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Self-medicating just sounds so much better 3661
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Ephemera Inc [Button] A monkey could do my job, but he'd want better pay. 3662
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Ephemera Inc [Button] My friends kept trying to get me to stop drinking, so I got new friends. 3663
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I never met a banned book I didn't want to read. 3665
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Your therapist actually is judging you! .. And he thinks you're creepy and pathetic. 3666
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Ephemera Inc [Button] You know, for an insane person you don't drool much. 3667
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I have no clue what my job is here, I just drink lots of coffee. 3668
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I can't say the word "sober" without using air quotes. 3669
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] I can't say the word "sober" without using air quotes. 3669
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I'm so old, I remember when music didn't encourage me to kill people. 3670
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Ephemera Inc [Button] My entire life is one complicated drinking game. 3671
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] My entire life is one complicated drinking game. 3671
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Ephemera Inc [Button] So much for aging gracefully. 3672
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] So much for aging gracefully. 3672
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again. 3673
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again. 3673
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Another 7 hours and 59 minutes and I'm outta here. 3674
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] Another 7 hours and 59 minutes and I'm outta here. 3674
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I'm busy right now. Could you possibly just fuck yourself? 3675
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] I'm busy right now. Could you possibly just fuck yourself? 3675
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Ephemera Inc [Button] If I YouTube on your Facebook, will you Twitter MySpace? 3676
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] If I YouTube on your Facebook, will you Twitter MySpace? 3676
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Who are these people and how come they're not kissing my ass? 3677
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] Who are these people and how come they're not kissing my ass? 3677
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Ephemera Inc [Button] I dropped out of college for this? 3678
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] I dropped out of college for this? 3678
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Future generations will call me an urban legend. 3679
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] Future generations will call me an urban legend. 3679
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Ephemera Inc [Button] Time is money. That'll be a dollar. 3680
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Ephemera Inc [Round Magnet] Time is money. That'll be a dollar. 3680
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] "Tea Party" sounds much better than "mob of racists and homophobes". 7261
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Never underestimate the power of really stupid people with their own TV shows. 7262
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Being old doesn't seem so old now that I'm old. 7263
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Did someone forget to put on their big girl panties? 7264
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Beneath all this clutter hides my ingenious way of getting shit done. 7265
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I have no clue what my job is here, I just drink lots of coffee. 7266
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] How the hell did this crappy job become my career? 7267
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] "If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich." John F. Kennedy 7268
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] "Go to heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." - Mark Twain 7269
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." - Confucius 7270
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] "I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value." - John Waters 7271
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] PETS! Like having kids without the stretch marks. 7272
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you realize they're all frogs. 7273
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] The older I get the more everyone can kiss my ass. 7274
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Spoiling grandkids is a way of getting back at your kids! 7275
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey. 7276
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Your therapist actually IS judging you! … And he thinks you're creepy and pathetic. 7277
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] You know, for an insane person, you don't drool much. 7278
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] My friends kept trying to get me to stop drinking, so I got new friends. 7279
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] "Self-medicating" just sounds so much better. 7280
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. 7281
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Another fine mess my penis got me into. 7282
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I like my men like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer. 7283
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm damn good at it. 7284
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] You'd think he would be better at this with all the porn he watches. 7285
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] There's a sucker born every minute, but swallowers are harder to find. 7286
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] The doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. Damn. 7287
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] My entire life is one complicated drinking game. 7288
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] In a perfect world a man could fix all his relationship issues with WD-40 and Duct Tape. 7289
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I'm busy right now. Could you possibly go fuck yourself? 7290
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Dance as if no one knows you're really trashed and can't dance. 7291
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Let's be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again. 7292
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Still not convinced my parents and I are related. 7293
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] How do adorable babies turn into jackass teenagers? 7294
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Please tell me I'm not that weird old guy who thinks he's still hip. 7295
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I LOVE TEAMWORK as long as I'm in charge. 7296
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] President Palin!!? 7297
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Bush with tits 7298
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Damn! This bitch makes ME look like a fucking genius! 7299
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I'm so old, I remember when music didn't encourage me to kill people. 7300
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Be a bad parent. They'll move out sooner. 7301
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Marriage is having someone who'll die for you if you don't kill them first. 7302
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats 7303
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] The 60's: Loved the decade, hate the age. 7304
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I don't remember it, but I know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall. 7305
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Don't make me go all trailer park on your ass! 7306
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] And this is where Mommy keeps her secret stash of vodka. 7307
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] The bigger the hair, the smaller the town. 7308
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Wii knitting 7309
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Saint Dude - Patron saint of lost brain cells 7310
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Next time? Totally coming back as a rock star … 7311
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Your boots may be for walking … but mine are in case I need to kick your ass. 7312
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] We raise our girls to reach for the sky … but sometimes it's still just all about the dress. 7313
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] As much as I try to be an easygoing, stretch your wings and fly type … I just can't stop trying to burst people into flames with my mind. 7314
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] There comes a time in the day that no matter what the question … the answer is wine 7315
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I thank god for my children every day. Without them I'd never know how well red wine complements chicken nuggets. 7316
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Beautiful, balanced and elegant with an overlying spicy resonance … and that's just me. I hear the wine is also fabulous. 7317
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Let's face it … "Book Club" should just be called "Let's open another bottle of wine club". 7318
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Your book club may have scintillating discussions … but my book club can drink your book club under the table. 7319
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I'm sorry … I just please need you to shut up for one minute. 7320
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I thought you loved me … you SAID you loved me … and then you ate the last olive. 7321
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Sometimes … I want to scream like a little damn girl. 7322
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I may appear harmless … but inside I'm completely badass. 7323
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] It's a thing called restraint … you should try it sometime. 7324
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] If I wasn't so tired I'd come over there and totally slap the crap out of you. 7325
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] I promise to do my job to the best of my ability … when & if I feel like it. 7327
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] It's nothing personal. I treat everyone with equal disdain. 7328
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] Today I will think evil thoughts … and try not to say them out loud. 7329
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Ephemera Inc [Rectangle Magnet] The super girl cape is in the laundry. You'll just have to take my word for it … 7330
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