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I'd be a vegetarian if bacon grew on trees.
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I'm not needy. I'm wanty.
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I used to drink ... but that was hours ago.
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I (love) (mustache)
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If my dog doesn't like you, I don't like you.
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If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong
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I found the vodka it was hiding in the orange juice!
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Coffee! If you're not shaking you need another cup.
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I (love) Bacon
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WINE! How classy people get shitfaced.
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I (love) cats. It's people I can't stand.
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Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Drink coffee; do stupid things faster
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Individual & Wholesale Novelty Keychains

Functionality and hilarity rarely meet in one single product. However, at Ephemera we have combined some of our side-splitting jokes with useful keychains! We know — we really are geniuses. Keychains aren’t even for just keys anymore, although you should probably keep your keys on a keychain. Use them on backpacks, purses, lanyards and just about anywhere you can loop a keychain through.

Our funny quotes keychains make great gifts! Choose from our vintage, girly keychains for a funny and super-affordable gift. No, really — you probably cannot find a cheaper and cuter present anywhere. She will never have to know how much you actually spent because she’s sure to grin when she sees it and will love it (and you) so much! Our cool keychains for men include joke subject matters like bacon and mustaches because we are really in tune with the male psyche. Just like all of our products, these keychains are sold individually or in bulk!