Hey guys!

So - write a slogan for the image.

I will give $50 worth of merchandise to the person who writes the BEST slogan.

HOWEVER I will give $100 worth of merchandise to the WORST slogan.

Good luck kiddos. And be sure to enter you ideas in the comments section of the BLOG!

Ends June 4th

Jenny H with:

"Honey look, I bought an extra box of Fucks I Don't Give just in case"

Thanks everyone! I new contest will be out shortly.

We met a guy who had an eccentric and awesome grandfather that loved to collect publications  We went adventuring in his barn.

This is just a small portion of the magazines we found. That means lots of new and sexy 1950's ladies for our magnets!

... and it's a caption contest!

Look at this photo. Just look at it.

Now come up with something witty, awesome, potent, poignant (ha!) and extra weird then write that in the comments section.

We will give the winner a $50 check and think about making it into a magnet and selling it in our 2013 Summer catalog.

Get typing!

Ends 5.10.13

Found this old button kit around the office. I think I should send it to all those people who give us really terrible slogans and insist "It will be your very BEST seller! I swear!"

Found these lying around the office. I have no idea where they are from.

"Ephemera is our oldest continuous supplier since 1980!" Ken, Sausalito Ferry

Nice ... oh yeah ...

Hot .. now let's see the back side

Oh yeah that's the stuff.

We have been reading a lot of reddit lately. We are a bit jealous that we aren't as cool as some of those people that get hundreds of questions. But still, we can try - right?

So here's how it works. Ask us anything (in the comment box ON THE BLOG) and we will answer. We will then, using our own personal method that is very intricate, pick TWO winners and send them $50 worth of Ephemera Merchandise each. That means this one is even easier to win.

So go ahead. Ask away. Want to see pictures to see what our shelves look like? Want advice on your love life? Want to see our wall of prison art? Ever curious if make british orphan children make our buttons? Want to know how to launch your leftovers into orbit? ... Ask! You can do this! We believe in you!

Contest Ends 3.28.13

J Granner with her incredibly impressive Ephemera Collection. That is one impressive dishwasher.

Thanks a on for all of you contributions they were so AWESOME to see. We LOVED seeing all of them. One of our favorite contest so far.

Stay tuned for our next contest!