BEST goes to Natalie Flikkema with "If I close my eyes and wish really hard...maybe he'll turn into something chocolate."

WORST goes to Jack744 with "I wish he'd get lost, I need to fart."

Thanks guys!

Kim is down in Vegas getting cuddles from her boys. She still found time to visit some of our super cool stores down there.

First we have It'sugar. Looks like lots of funny. And tasty. Tasty sweet fun.

Nice big display of Ephemera!

Something super funny happening here ...

It's Kim! And Jenn! Not -the- Jenn, but Jenn that works at It'sugar, Jenn.

Now we have Bonanza!!

Four Freaking Displays worth of Awesomeness.

Then she got herself over to the Stratosphere.

That's Martin. He was nice enough to pose infront of the HUGE WALL of Ephemera.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I just got a super cool call!! ....

So - Susan Sarandon is filming a movie (Tammy) down in Wilmington, NC and went into the store Planet and proceeded to buy a few of THIS bumper sticker.

AWESOME RIGHT!

Hey guys!

So - write a slogan for the image.

I will give $50 worth of merchandise to the person who writes the BEST slogan.

HOWEVER I will give $100 worth of merchandise to the WORST slogan.

Good luck kiddos. And be sure to enter you ideas in the comments section of the BLOG!

Ends June 4th

Jenny H with:

"Honey look, I bought an extra box of Fucks I Don't Give just in case"

Thanks everyone! I new contest will be out shortly.

We met a guy who had an eccentric and awesome grandfather that loved to collect publications  We went adventuring in his barn.

This is just a small portion of the magazines we found. That means lots of new and sexy 1950's ladies for our magnets!

... and it's a caption contest!

Look at this photo. Just look at it.

Now come up with something witty, awesome, potent, poignant (ha!) and extra weird then write that in the comments section.

We will give the winner a $50 check and think about making it into a magnet and selling it in our 2013 Summer catalog.

Get typing!

Ends 5.10.13

Found this old button kit around the office. I think I should send it to all those people who give us really terrible slogans and insist "It will be your very BEST seller! I swear!"

Found these lying around the office. I have no idea where they are from.

"Ephemera is our oldest continuous supplier since 1980!" Ken, Sausalito Ferry