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  • Rejection of Our Rejection Letter

    Posted on June 19, 2014 by jenn

    As a bit of background -  people send in slogans for us to purchase and put on our little buttons, magnets and stickers. To deal with the LARGE number of submissions, we have created three rejection letters. Of course, the letters are all written with a dash of Ephemera humor.

    The first one encourages you to send more - you're on the right the track.

    The second, just says no thank you. Please do more research and then send us more.

    The third, tells you to quit contacting us. Usually this one comes after 50+ attempts that were soooooo bad, we died a little after reading them.

    Can you guess which letter this person got? Continue reading

    This post was posted in Ephemera Writers, General Issues, Mail Pile & Hate Mail, Uncategorized





  • Pinterest made me think I could accomplish something

    Posted on May 30, 2014 by jenn

    The world of Pinterest is new to me. Apparently, you can share all sorts of super cute and adorable things to try at home.  Things like making your food look like fingers, or your Continue reading

    This post was posted in General Issues, Uncategorized





  • HOW TO DRINK MORE HARDER WITHOUT BECOMING MORE DRUNKER

    Posted on April 29, 2014 by jenn

    I read this morning about how CEO/Founder of Sam Adams has this nifty trick for drinking more with out getting too drunk to not be able to drink anymore. Which is, possibly, one of the most important pieces of information you will hear this year. Or ever really.  Continue reading

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  • George's Retirement

    Posted on April 7, 2014 by jenn

    Good ol' Georgie is still at it. He has taken up painting in his twilight years. Not that this is news, but the fact that he has a small exhibit of his work up and people get to look at it. I mean, really look at it.  I found this bad ass article that is an analysis of his *ahem* body of work so far. Check it out, it looks like she leaves all of the bath tub painting out ... pity.

    George W. Bush’s eerie, amazing, creepy paintings of Putin, cats and beyond — an analysis


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  • Ephemera Now on Flasks!

    Posted on April 4, 2014 by jenn

    You'll laugh so hard you'll shoot vodka out of your nose.

    Check out Liquid Courage Flasks. They are now selling beautiful flasks with some of our saucy slogans on them. Only $20 each!

    Bottoms up. They will make drinking even funnier ... and drinkier. Plus, the guy who has to confiscate it from you at the next "sport ball" game you attend deserves a laugh too.


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  • The B Word

    Posted on March 13, 2014 by jenn

    Check out this new book from Seller's Publishing!

    64 pages of stabbingly cute slogans featuring some lovely Ephemera Images.  It would make a great gift book for that one friend of yours ... you know the one. Also great for frenemies.

    Check it out in our Bitch Books Category.

    Continue reading

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  • And the winner is ...

    Posted on February 11, 2014 by jenn

    Michele Hammer with
    "Let's listen to some Megadeth while we wait for my nails to dry."

     

    Congrats!


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  • NEW Caption Contest! It's been ages ...

    Posted on January 16, 2014 by jenn

    Hey guys!

    Look at this photo. Write a great slogan. If we think yours is the best, we'll send you a $75 gift certification to our store. Pretty great right? So, come on, give us your best!

    Contest Ends Feb. 6th!


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  • Happy Holidays too!

    Posted on December 24, 2013 by jenn


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  • Ephemera's Drunken Secret Santa

    Posted on December 19, 2013 by jenn

    We decided to do a Secret Santa this year. But we couldn't possible just guess at what people would really want. So we decided to keep it all booze based. Here's the results of the Secret Santa Echange. So Sexy.

     

    Happy Holidays everyone!


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