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"I told my teacher that you don't listen to me and she thinks that we should ..." "Can you shut the fuck up and set the table?" Magnet 7101 $4.50	"She's a drunk. She's a whore. No, I will not add her on Facebook." "But she's your mother." Magnet 7103 $4.50	"Someone stole my burrito from the break room." POOF. Magnet 7102 $4.50
"What is it called again?" "Booze." Magnet 7110 $4.50	"You made office whore of the month. Again." "You made worst supply room lay." Magnet 7098 $4.50	Before coffee I'm a miserable bitch. Here I am after coffee. Awake and still a bitch. Magnet 7109 $4.50
For a few delicious seconds, she forgot she had a family. Magnet 7106 $4.50	For the first time, in a very long time, she was truly happy. Then she remembered, she was just drunk. Magnet 7108 $4.50	I don't know what I do for a living, but I do know I hate it. Magnet 7104 $4.50
I heard the skank police had to shut your vagina down. Magnet 7099 $4.50	I shit glamour. Magnet 7100 $4.50	I wish I could gay marry my hot self. Magnet 7105 $4.50
Lord, give me the strength to tolerate this fake bitch. Magnet 7097 $4.50	She was very near to faking her own death. Magnet 7107 $4.50

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