Jenn began working here just a few years ago, with little or no qualifications to be doing the job she was assigned to; she hasn’t improved much since. We often find her asleep on the couch in the back or using the work printer to print out up-to-date photos of Bea Arthur. The rest of her time at work is spent doing damned customer service and correcting her own mistakes. She is 5’ 6” of pure incompetence, and is only kept around due to her great taste in movies and as a barometer for youth culture. She has a paralyzing fear of squirrels, crock pots and casserole dishes, but has been known to collect recipes including one or all three of them and pasting them up in her kitchen like some trailer park serial killer. (She also collects Trailer Park Serial Killer trading cards).
