Identical twins, they often fight over who is the most handsome (ever since Alex’s coat separated into two colors, this has become much more heated). Alex spends his days swimming through packing peanuts to stay fit, and supervising the shipping division. Dimitri spends his days nursing a string addiction, grooming his nether regions and keeping a steady diet of shoe rubber. While Alex has a penchant for sitting on buttons, we are fairly positive Dimitri is actually attempting to kill one or more employees via tripping. Both would like long walks on the beach and chasing down seagulls if given the opportunity.
